Dinner & Some Boobies
A smart chick knows that the way to her man's heart is through his stomach. Okay, fine. We are not going to argue that. However, a really smart chick knows that although a man needs some grub to be satisfied, the way to his heart is through his cock. And that's why we want to go ahead and say that Brandy Talore is a really smart woman. She not only makes her man a delicious meal but she uses her huge titties to make a meal out of his dick and milk all of his man milk right out of him. That's what we call a perfect date...dinner and some boobies.
Linsey Cums First
A roundtable discussion excerpted from September '03 Voluptuous magazine.
A Bra Tale
By Dave Rosen, editor, V-Mag
V-mag: How much do you usually pay for a bra?
Linsey Dawn: My bras are very expensive, around 100 pounds. That's about $160 in the U.S. But I have no choice if I want to get them custom made.
Brandy Talore: About 50 dollars.
Paige Plenty: Being a curvy gal, I can't really be as picky as skinnier, less busty girls.
Gwen Sanders: I pay anywhere between 30 and 50 dollars for my bras.
Rachel Love: Same here.
Cherry Brady: Sometimes I can find a good bra for 30 or 40 bucks.
Denise Davies: I pay about 35 pounds, which is around 60 dollars U.S.
Diane Poppos: About 40 dollars.
V-mag: Have you ever found a front-hooking bra that fit?
Linsey Dawn: I have never found one that didn't break quickly.
Brandy Talore: No, not since I was like 15, and, besides, they're too annoying.
Paige Plenty: I have an animal print with red trim, and it has matching thong panties.
Gwen Sanders: Front-hooking bras just don't fit me.
Rachel Love: I agree. I'd really like to find one that fits.
Cherry Brady: I'm a big fan of matronly looking, 1950s and '60s-era bras, and I do have a front closure that is fantastic.
Denise Davies: No front-hookers for me. They'd burst right open.
Diane Poppos: Me neither.
This pictorial has a matching video called Linsey Cums First.
Jugg-cercise
Just look at Brandy Talore's bouncy bust, heaving up and down as she makes her way down this nice suburban street. (Just like you we are wondering where the fuck this is because we certainly don't get to see juggs jogging around our quiet neighborhood.) And then she bumps into this ogling onlooker and instead of telling him to stop checking her out, she actually lets him train with her and then, in exchange for helping her work out, she helps him rub one out with her chesticles.
Just another example of neighbors helping neighbors.
Park Poundin’
Some people take long walks in the park. Some people go and play sports in the park. Some people even go to the park and just sit and enjoy the scenery and the weather. But not this guy. This guy goes to the park to fuck. And who can blame him? When you get a chance at sinking your spear into a snatch as sweet as Brandy's, how can you refuse? Granted, this guy paid for this pussy, but who is keeping score? Just the fact that he wants to forgo tiptoeing through the tulips and get straight to busting his nut on a park bench shows that this guy enjoyed his purchase and wanted to get as much use out of it as possible. We say, get your money's worth, kiddo.
Door-to-Door Knockers
Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That's right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to do is find your favorite spot and fuck her right then and there.(And you are technically taking her off the streets, decreasing homelessness.) And there is no awkward morning-after because once you have pumped and humped her, you can kick her right out, right then and there. And no worries, she will survive just fine without you. Because not only did you take her off the streets for some brief moments of comfort, but you also gave her money for her work, so you employed her. (A double bonus: you are contributing to the economy and decreasing unemployment.) She will clean herself up and go on to the next cock, just like that. Why? Because hookers are reusable, and somehow, some way that has got to be good for the environment, right? (It's like recycling.) So do something right for a change. Fuck a hooker. It's the humanitarian thing to do.